Joke of the day

Trimis de Maruan:

A little boy was taking a shower with his mother and he looks between her legs and asks, "Mommy, what's that?"

"Well honey", she replied, "that's where God touched me with a Golden Axe."

The little boy then said, "OUCH!!! Smacked right in the cunt with a Golden Axe! Didn't that hurt?"